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  • November 2, 2021

    Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    This latest film release from Edgar Wright is the kind of movie that makes me excited about movies. It is made with such vivid excitement and visceral love of film that I couldn’t help but get swept up in it. The film follows Eloise, played by a fantastic Thomasin McKenzie from Jojo Rabbit, a young…

  • November 2, 2021

    Till Death

    Till Death

    This 2021 thriller is currently streaming on Netflix if you have a strong stomach and an appreciation for subtle stunt work. This one was a real doozy. I enjoyed it thoroughly. nTh film opens with a very slow build. Megan Fox plays Emma Webster, a deeply unhappy wife shackled to a wealthy and powerful attorney…

  • November 2, 2021

    Werewolves Within

    Werewolves Within

    This 2021 film is a very funny horror comedy that is more funny than horrifying. It has two very charming lead actors, a solid script, and a strong premise. Everything you need in a good horror comedy. The film follows Finn Wheeler a national park ranger played by Sam Richardson, as he journeys to the…

  • November 1, 2021

    The Addams Family Values

    The Addams Family Values

    Another delightful sequel that improves upon the original in a lot of ways while still falling prey to the classic sequel pitfall of separating your characters. What worked about the first film is here again. Raul Julia giving 1000% to the role of Gomez Addams. Anjelica Huston’s sublime turn as the ethereal Morticia. Christopher Lloyd…

  • November 1, 2021

    The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    I haven’t seen this in 20 plus years, and boy have I been missing out. This movie was a delight. I thoroughly enjoyed the production design, the pacing, and especially the performances. This is a funny, and fun halloween movie. lI am of course discussing the live action film from 1991 not the animated film…

  • November 1, 2021

    Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2

    Well, they made a sequel, and I watched it. I kind of wished I hadn’t. It wasn’t bad per se, but it was extremely messy and confused. It was like watching a game of twister in which everyone was trying to touch every circle at the same time. I put this one on right away…

  • November 1, 2021

    Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight

    Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight

    This Polish slasher currently streaming on Netflix is an odd mix. It’s bloody and disgusting. It has really strong character moments that are totally undermined by the horror elements. It has a lot of tangents and plot cul-de-sacs that don’t add much. It’s also a memorable movie that isn’t too bad if a bloody, violent,…

  • November 1, 2021

    Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

    This is a fairly predictable psychological thriller emphasis on the psychological part. This is a Netflix release that is pretty slick, but also formulaic You can do worse, but there are a lot better versions of this story. Jenn Thompson, is struggling to overcome past traumas. She’s played by the ever wonderful Kate Siegel. Her…

  • October 31, 2021

    Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    Woohoo! A zombie movie I really liked. These are rare. This one is frightening, tense, and creepy. There’s a lot to like here even if the movie does get to be a little too nihilistic for my taste. It’s a classic set up. A workaholic father, played by Gong Yoo, takes his neglected daughter, played…

  • October 31, 2021

    Dark Skies

    Dark Skies

    This alien home invasion story combines some haunted house style thrills with a strong family drama that ends up being a really solid little horror movie. Released in 2013, this film stars Keri Russel as Lacy, and Josh Hamilton as Daniel, a married couple struggling since Daniel lost his job. They are trying their best…

  • October 31, 2021

    Blood Fest

    Blood Fest

    This 2018 horror comedy has a few good moments and some refreshing self awareness about the genre, but it’s poor writing sinks the film in the end. Currently streaming on Amazon, this movie follows Dax, a young horror movie fan who wants to attend a horror convention called Blood Fest. However when his staunchly anti…

  • October 28, 2021

    Happy Halloween!

    Well, it’s Halloween week, and our hosts don’t have a horror movie to discuss. We have three! In the past year we have a viewed a couple of horror films that we wanted to revisit. We take a second look at these films and see if our initial reviews hold up, what stands out to…

  • October 25, 2021

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Dream Warriors

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Dream Warriors

    Well the Elm Street films are 0 for 3 in my book. This installment in the slasher series has a couple of decent elements, but is mostly terrible. My history with this series is one of deep disappointment. Having heard so much about what a great series this is, I couldn’t believe how silly the…

  • October 25, 2021

    Night Teeth

    Night Teeth

    Oh boy this one is forgettable. I have had to remind myself multiple times that I watched it. It’s currently streaming on Netflix, but you really don’t need to waste time on it. The basic premise is one of those secret underworld movies that wants us to believe that vampires are not only real they…

  • October 22, 2021

    Double Team

    Double Team

    An aging Jean-Claude Van Damme, a peak Dennis Rodman and a convoluted yet somehow generic spy-thriller plot did not add up to greatness. With an odd assortment of action and comedy, this week our hosts tackle one of the more confounding movies of the late 90’s. https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/n6jwz3/double_team80iuu.mp3

  • October 21, 2021

    The Trip (2021)

    The Trip (2021)

    This is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. It is constantly twisting and turning. It zigs and zags every minute. It’s darkly funny, and shockingly frightening. It’s streaming on Netflix if you have a strong stomach. The movies opens with Aksel Hennie, playing Lars. He’s a Norwegian TV director. He appears to be a…

  • October 20, 2021

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    Currently streaming on Amazon, also currently being remade by Amazon, this late 90’s slasher film is an excellent example of its time period. It is a solid story with great production value, and a lame conclusion. The film is loosely based on a 1973 novel of the same name, and it tells the story of…

  • October 20, 2021

    Freaky

    Freaky

    This is a pretty fun mashup of genres. It combines the body swap story with the slasher film. It has some good laughs and some fun horror moments, but it’s most successful due to its two leads, Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton as the body swapped duo. The film opens with a group of teens…

  • October 20, 2021

    The Night Watchmen

    The Night Watchmen

    This is a mostly junk horror comedy that has its moments, but generally settles for lowest common denominator horror and humor. To begin the movie is confused about who its main character is. We are first introduced to Rajeeve, played by Max Gray Wilbur, he is a burnout who has just left his heavy metal…

  • October 19, 2021

    His House

    His House

    This very intense haunted story has offers a lot more than just thrills. It tells a timely story that is both tragic and haunting. It’s currently streaming on Netflix. When the film opens, Bol and his wife Rial are new immigrants to the UK. They fled their war torn home in South Sudan and in…

  • October 15, 2021

    Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    I hated this movie. I very rarely hate movies, but I very rarely see movies this aggressively bad. I don’t know how the director David Gordon Green looked at this film and thought “yeah, this is good. I’m going to release it to audiences.” Every bad decision that could be made was made in this…

  • October 14, 2021

    A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    Released over the summer on Netflix, this Italian horror film is exquisitely shot and a little too clever for its own good. The film opens Elisa, played by an excellent Matilda Lutz, as she deals with a phone call from her controlling mother. Elisa is pregnant, and she and her mother disagree on how to…

  • October 14, 2021

    Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

    Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

    Join us this week as we take a three minute look at a lesser known action movie from the early 90’s starring Mickey Rourke as Harley Davidson, and Don Johnson as the Marlboro Man. This buddy action movie has a lot going for it, but dies it have enough? Listen to our three minute review…

  • October 14, 2021

    Friday the 13th Part IV The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th Part IV The Final Chapter

    This movie caused quite a stir when it was released for its gruesome violence and abundance of blood and guts. These days, it’s very tame. It’s got nothing on any of the modern horror releases, but does it hold up in any other way? Kind of? It is a quantum leap in quality compared to…

  • October 14, 2021

    Friday the 13th Part 3

    Friday the 13th Part 3

    Every year, I try to give one of these movies a try. I’ve never found one that was any good. These movies are terrible. However, this one achieved a level of terrible so profound that I actually had a lot of fun while watching it. If you don’t know the series, Camp Crystal Lake is…

  • October 13, 2021

    Misery (book and movie)

    Misery (book and movie)

    After years of holding off until I read the book, and waiting to read until after I’ve seen the movie, I finally buckled down and read the novel and watched the movie. Oh boy they’re both great. The book and film follow the same narrative. A novelist name Paul Sheldon has been writing a series…

  • October 11, 2021

    Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    Have you ever wanted to see a two hour vampire movie stretched out to a seven hour miniseries? Do you like endless monologues? Do you want a horror show without any real scary elements? Then Midnight Mass is the show for you. A few years ago the great horror director Mike Flanagan created double hits…

  • October 11, 2021

    False Positive

    False Positive

    This Hulu original is an update on Rosemary’s Baby. It’s not very good. They took a horrifying idea and forgot to write a second act making it a very dull affair. The film follows a couple having trouble getting pregnant. The couple is played by Ilana Glazer as Lucy and Justin Theroux as Adrian. They…

  • October 10, 2021

    There’s Someone Inside Your House

    There’s Someone Inside Your House

    This is a really good teen drama, and it’s a pretty good slasher movie in the vein of scream. Now streaming on Netflix this is a pretty good way to spend your Halloween. The film opens on a high school football star returning home from school. Things seem off in the empty house, but he…

  • October 8, 2021

    Ghosts of War

    Ghosts of War

    What started as a promising if standard haunted house story goes way off the rails and becomes one of the craziest and dumbest movies I’ve seen. If I had been in a different mood I might have loved it, but the way I saw it, it was a struggle to finish. A troop of five…

  • October 8, 2021

    Fear (1996)

    Fear (1996)

    This week our hosts take a look at a teen thriller from 1996 starring a very young Reese Witherspoon and Mark Wahlberg. This movie has some great moments and a strong execution. It also has a really big plot twist that threatens to throw the whole thing into chaos. Check out our three minute review…

  • October 7, 2021

    Arachnophobia (1990)

    Arachnophobia (1990)

    What a delight this movie was. It has great characters, a strong story, and genuinely terrifying conclusion. This is a horror movie for people who don’t like horror movies. It is creepy and fun without being too intense. This one deserves to be checked out this Halloween. The film opens with a team of researchers…

  • October 5, 2021

    The Wind

    The Wind

    Streaming on Netflix, this frontier horror film will leave you wondering if anything you just saw was real. It has some solid scares and some creepy implications that will stay with you. The movie opens at the middle of the action with Lizzy, played by a lovely Caitlin Gerard, alone in a vast plain after…

  • October 5, 2021

    Polaroid

    Polaroid

    Okay, stay with me through the silly premise. It sounds absurd, but it is a nice little horror movie. A group of teens find an old Polaroid SX-70 and discover that when you take someone’s photo with it a demon shows up and murders them. But trust me, it’s better than it sounds. This 2019…

  • October 2, 2021

    No One Gets Out Alive

    No One Gets Out Alive

    This haunted house tale is currently streaming on Netflix and adds a few dimensions to the classic ghosts in attic story. Christina Rodlo, stars as Ambar, a recent immigrant to the US after her mother’s death. She arrives in Cleveland in the dead of winter with the clothes on her back, her life savings in…

  • October 2, 2021

    The Night House

    The Night House

    Released in 2021, this chilling story of trauma and grief leaves a creepy impact and showcases an exceptional performance from Rebecca Hall. Beth is an English teacher who’s husband very recently committed suicide. She is traumatized not only by the suicide but by the feeling that she never really knew her husband. If he was…

  • September 29, 2021

    The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    Our hosts selected a recent film this week in The Tomorrow War, released in 2021. With a blend of sci-fi action with a side of drama, this picture split our hosts’ reviews by the slimmest of margins.

  • September 23, 2021

    Zardoz

    Zardoz

    This week we take a look at one of the stranger movies we’ve seen. It’s a bizarre 1974 art house science-fantasy film famous for Sean Connery’s revealing costume. We recorded outside next to a lovely campfire, so you’ll hear plenty of crickets and the crackle of the fire in the background.

  • September 11, 2021

    Malignant

    Malignant

    Oh my goodness! What a bonkers movie! This movie is absolutely bananas. It is absolutely nuts, and I kind of love it for all its absurdities. It was impossible to miss the ubiquitous trailers for this movie touting, “a new vision of terror from James Wan.” I wasn’t super excited to check this one out.…

  • September 4, 2021

    The Suicide Squad (2021)

    The Suicide Squad (2021)

    Violent, bloody, hilarious, and surprisingly heartwarming, this film is light years ahead of its predecessor. I really enjoyed this one and encourage you to check it out while you can. Written and directed by James Gunn, this film is weird kind of sequel to Suicide Squad from 2016 directed by David Ayer and bunch of…

  • September 3, 2021

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    This martial arts super hero spectacle is a lot of fun and surprisingly effective at times while being overly stuffed in other moments. The plot is full to bursting with ideas and storylines. There are a ton of characters and worlds to explore. The best parts of the film involve Shang-Chi, played by Simu Liu,…

  • August 27, 2021

    Candyman (2021)

    Candyman (2021)

    A movie with a lot on its mind, this strong horror film combines social commentary and slow burn suspense to incredible effect. This is a kind of sequel to the 1992 horror film of the same name. This is one of the most interesting sequels I’ve seen because although it hits all the notes of…

  • August 26, 2021

    Coup 53

    Coup 53

    The final installment of documentary month is Coup 53 (2019), a film detailing the US/UK led coup of Iran’s democratically elected government. With compelling interviews and detailed storytelling, Coup 53 sheds light on an often overlooked piece of history that has had sweeping consequences. If you’re interested in watching this documentary check it out at…

  • August 19, 2021

    Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

    Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

    This week our hosts continue documentary month with a film that deep dives into the wild studio, Cannon Films, that made several of the movies reviewed on the podcast so far. From wild stories of the happenings on set, to the behind-the-scenes of how stars like Chuck Norris began their careers, no stone is left…

  • August 12, 2021

    American Factory

    American Factory

    Continuing documentary month we take a look at this story of a Chinese company opening a glass factory in rural America. The documentary features unparalleled access to the American and Chinese workers as they try to make this factory work amidst culture clashes and logistical problems. Listen to our three minute review below.

  • August 5, 2021

    The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    This week our hosts kick off Documentary Month with The Social Dilemma (2020) – a sobering look at the way social media impacts our lives. Check out the full episode in the link below!

  • July 29, 2021

    How We Choose

    We review a lot of odd and obscure movies on our three minute review podcast, and we sometimes get asked how we pick out some of the titles we’ve covered. Well this week we decided to do something a little bit different and talk about how we choose movies and what the guiding principles are…

  • July 22, 2021

    Wicker Man

    Wicker Man

    This week our hosts look at Wicker Man (2006), where a reclusive lawman, played by Nicholas Cage, travels to a secluded island to search for a girl who has gone missing. Once there, he discovers sinister forces at work among the island’s secretive residents, including strange sexual rituals, a harvest festival and possible human sacrifice.

  • July 17, 2021

    Fear Street 1666

    From its genuinely creepy start to its slam bang finish this is a deeply satisfying and fun horror film that nicely closes out the Fear Street trilogy. Continuing the series time hopping trend, this film opens in 1666 when The town of Shadyside was little more than a Pilgrim settlement filled with sexual repression and…

  • July 17, 2021

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    This is one of the worst products I’ve seen, and I call it a product instead of a movie because it serves as less of a narrative film and more of a corporate ad for other products Warner Bros. Has on offer. Space Jam follows NBA superstar LeBron James and his fictional son Dom played…

  • July 15, 2021

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    This film combines a fantastic aesthetic, fun action, and loads of charm to elevate this female action extravaganza. Karen Gillan stars as Sam a super assassin with abandonment issues who works for a seedy organization called The Firm. In the opening moments a job goes wrong and she’s sent on an easy mission to make…

  • July 14, 2021

    Stone Cold

    Stone Cold

    After a week off, our hosts return to face Brian Bosworth (aka “The Boz) in Stone Cold, a 1991 undercover cop flick where the hero, John Stone, has all the charisma of the rocks he is named for. Topping off this cinematic slog is a finale action set piece that has not aged well. Listen…

  • July 10, 2021

    Black Widow

    Florence Pugh and some great fight choreography help make this mashup of spy thriller and family story feel very different from most Marvel movies in a the most refreshing way. The movie takes place somewhere in the Marvel Cinematic Universe timeline, but don’t worry too much about that. The movie doesn’t. It follows Black Widow,…

  • July 9, 2021

    Fear Street Part Two: 1978

    Fear Street Part Two: 1978

    A gory and well executed follow up just premiered on Netflix. It has strong characters a deep lore, and wild bloody horror violence. If that sounds like your cup of tea then you might have as much as I did. Picking up immediately following the first film, this sequel follows Deena and her brother Josh…

  • July 3, 2021

    Fear Street: 1994

    The first in a planned Netflix trilogy of horror movies this film has great style and a way over the top filmmaking aesthetic that is a lot of fun if not ever truly scary. Set in the fictional town of Shadyside in 1994, the film follows a group of teens who inadvertently incur the wrath…

  • July 3, 2021

    No Sudden Move

    No Sudden Move

    Don Cheadle stars in this very cool very twisty turns crime thriller that has a good sense of humor and a few too many twists and turns for its own good. Don Cheadle plays Curt Goynes a man just released from prison after a heist gone wrong. He returns to Detroit in 1954 and takes…

  • July 1, 2021

    F9: The Fast Saga

    F9: The Fast Saga

    There’s a scene in the show The Office in which the character Kevin Pours a massive jar of M&M’s into his mouth. That’s what it feels like watching this movie. This movie jams so much crap down the audience’s throats that it just becomes painful and boring. I have a mixed history with the Fast…

  • June 30, 2021

    Marked for Death

    Marked for Death

    Against better judgment, our hosts were persuaded to watch a 2nd Steven Seagal film. With a plot that hasn’t aged well, Marked For Death falls flat because of a weak central pillar – Seagal himself.

  • June 23, 2021

    The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    We’re updating fantasy. Last week we saw what a fantasy action film from the 80’s looked like. This week we’re taking a look at modern fantasy action. It has a big budget and graphic violence. Listen to discussion to get all our thoughts in this weeks three minute review.

  • June 17, 2021

    Chinatown

    Chinatown

    Well it’s a classic for a reason. I went into this rewatch with an expectation that it wouldn’t be as good as it’s reputation, but I was pleasantly surprised by how well this cynical, slow burn of a movie holds up. Chinatown tells the story of private investigator played by Jake Gittes, played by Jack…

  • June 16, 2021

    Hawk the Slayer

    Hawk the Slayer

    This week we take a look at an 80’s fantasy story involving some great fantasy concepts, fast pacing and a very fun low budget aesthetic. This charming little film won us over. Will it do the same for you? Listen below to find out.

  • June 10, 2021

    Awake

    The latest Netflix release feels like a worse version of a dozen different movies I’ve seen. A charming lead can’t save the movie from the films clunky and awkward execution. The film opens with Jill Adams played by the lovely Gina Rodriguez, as she finishes up her shift and steals some prescription drugs which she…

  • June 9, 2021

    Masters of the Universe (1987)

    Masters of the Universe (1987)

    There’s a lot to love/hate in this bizarre 80’s fantasy action film. It has incredible production value and a glacial. It has an amazing villain performance, and a terrible hero performance. It has great makeup work and some truly terrible makeup work. It’s a mixed bag for us. Listen to all our thoughts below.

  • June 5, 2021

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    A strong addition to the Conjuring series that doesn’t surpass its predecessors but does offer a lot to enjoy. The film opens with a brutal and intense exorcism of a young boy named David. It took me a second to realize that David was indeed played by the cute kid from Netflix’s The Haunting of…

  • June 4, 2021

    Ted Lasso

    This series truly lives up to the title feel good show. It has an indomitable positivity and a true love for its characters. It made me laugh out loud every episode and brought me close to tears at times. The series follows Ted Lasso a charmingly goofy and relentlessly positive American football coach who is…

  • June 3, 2021

    A Quiet Place Part II

    This is a tense and wonderfully directed horror film. That lives up to its predecessor in spite of never quite matching its high points. This is a sequel to the surprise horror hit of 2018 A Quiet Place. The film begins before the events of the first film as we are shown the arrival of…

  • June 2, 2021

    One from the Heart

    One from the Heart

    Heading into the 1980’s Francis Ford Coppola was at the top of his game with massive critical and commercial successes in films such as The Godfather, and Apocalypse Now. He decided to open his own studio and change the way films would be made. He poured his heart, soul, and money into it. The film…

  • May 29, 2021

    The Whole Truth

    I was with this one until they ruined at the very end. It’s a pretty standard yet entertaining courtroom drama until the terrible finish. After allegedly murdering his father, legal prodigy Mike Lassiter, played by Gabriel Basso, refuses to speak to anyone including his attorney Richard Ramsey played by Keanu Reeves. Ramsey’s in the legal…

  • May 28, 2021

    Chemical Hearts

    This movie was a really pleasant surprise to discover on Amazon. The movie is a sincere and authentic depiction of young adult life. The film follows Henry Page, played by Austin Abrams, as he embarks on his senior year. He is struggling to find his voice and his perspective on the world as he becomes…

  • May 27, 2021

    The Red Shoes

    Released in 1948, this British classic is well regarded among film lovers for its stunning visuals, but does it hold up? The Red Shoes is a film I’ve avoided watching for years. It’s one of those film student assignments everybody knows they should watch but usually don’t because it’s reputation looms too large. Like Citizen…

  • May 26, 2021

    Waterworld

    Waterworld

    Continuing our series of movies with massive budgets and minimal box office, we look at one of the biggest movies of all time. Is it any good? Is it a fun relic of days gone by? Is it worth a budget bigger than the GDP of a small country? Listen to our discussion below to…

  • May 22, 2021

    Army of the Dead

    This movie has a good opening, and a strong first act. But it gets worse the longer it goes on, and it goes on for a long time. By then end I was just so glad it was finally over. The movie is the latest big budget Netflix offering. Written, directed, produced, and shot by…

  • May 21, 2021

    Those Who Wish me Dead

    This thriller gets an A+ for execution and a C for theme amounting to a masterpiece of execution without much else. The film follows a boy named Connor played by Finn Little who goes on the run with his father after two ruthlessly efficient assassins come after him. Once he gets to Montana he encounters…

  • May 21, 2021

    The Woman in the Window

    If you’re looking for a beautiful looking film with great performances and a pulpy crime story, this is a great choice even if it is a little over-baked. There’s no getting around it, the film is essentially a remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic, Rear Window from 1954. The story follows Amy Adams as a woman…

  • May 19, 2021

    Mortal Engines

    Mortal Engines

     Dazzling CGI can’t cover for a weak plot that hits all the pitfalls that lurk for book adaptations. With a large budget and one of the worst rates-of-return in recent movie memory, this week our hosts dive into what exactly went wrong with Mortal Engines.

  • May 12, 2021

    Top 5 Good Bad Movies

    This week we’re doing something a little different. We’ve had a lot of questions about good bad movies and our favorites, so we decided to make lists of our top five good bad movies for you. These are our current favorites. Movies so bad they’re actually good. Check out our lists and share some of…

  • May 7, 2021

    The Platform

    This film is brutal and visceral and one of the best commentaries I’ve seen. It’s worth checking out if you have the stomach for it. This Spanish language film follows Goreng a prisoner in the most inhuman prison imaginable. It’s called the pit by the inmates and a “Vertical Self-Management Center” by those who run…

  • May 5, 2021

    Street Fighter

    An aversion to action, a slow pace, and one of the best villain performances ever almost make this one worth watching, but it doesn’t quite cut it for us. Listen to our three minute review below.

  • May 1, 2021

    The Mitchells vs The Machines

    What happens when a family of odd balls come face to face with a robot uprising while on the worst road trip ever? A heartfelt and frenetic animated movie that I had a lot of fun with. Katie Mitchell is an aspiring filmmaker who is leaving her quirky family to go to film school. After…

  • April 30, 2021

    Things Heard & Seen

    This movie feels like a strike out when all the bases are loaded. You want so badly for a success, but it doesn’t happen. Every element in this movie is poised for a gland slam, but it never happens. This latest Netflix release follows Amanda Seyfried and James Norton as Catherine and George a seemingly…

  • April 28, 2021

    Idle Hands

    This week we took a look at a 1999 stoner horror comedy that neither of us had high hopes for (no pun intended). Surprisingly both Michael and I quite enjoyed it. Check out our three minute review below.

  • April 24, 2021

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    This is a bad movie, but I did have fun with it. It has a bad story, mediocre characters and truly painful dialogue. But it has inventive action and a great look. I ended up having fun with it. Based on the popular video game franchise, Mortal Kombat follows a group of fighters chosen to…

  • April 23, 2021

    Stowaway

    This excellent space drama from Netflix is so well made that it had me enthralled from beginning until almost the end. I have a habit of pressing on movies without knowing anything about them. I saw that Stowaway was new to Netflix. I saw Anna Kendrick and Daniel Dae Kim were in it. I hit…

  • April 22, 2021

    Synchronic

    This movie plays one of the silliest premises ever in the most serious way possible, and somehow it works. Synchronic is a 2019 film that premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival then had to wait out a pandemic until it could get released on Netflix last week. The movie follows Steve and Dennis played…

  • April 22, 2021

    Malcolm X

    This is one of the most effective and visceral movies I’ve ever seen. It is a vividly realized depiction of a great man’s life anchored by an astonishing performance from Denzel Washington. A little history before we dive into the movie. Malcolm X was one of the primary figures in the Civil Rights movement of…

  • April 21, 2021

    Money Plane

    If you’re looking for a dumb movie that won’t be any fun to watch and will waste your time, then try Money Plane. It’s awful!

  • April 16, 2021

    Spontaneous

    Very dark comedy combines with a heart felt coming of age drama to incredible effect in this surprise and explosive movie. A boring math class in an average high school. Senior Mara, played by Katherine Langford, drops her pencil on the floor. She leans over to pick it up. In that moment the girl sitting…

  • April 15, 2021

    Unhinged

    An all in performance from Russell Crowe helps make this thriller a little less generic, but it can’t save the film entirely. Rachel is a harried mother dealing with a contentious divorce, a failing business, and a teenage son she’s struggling to raise. On top of all that she has to deal with rush hour…

  • April 14, 2021

    Krull

    Are you looking for an 80’s fantasy epic? Well this movie is either the worst film you’ll see all year, or a fundamental classic in the fantasy genre. We’re split on this one, check it out our discussion for all the details.

  • April 10, 2021

    Thunder Force

    This movie was terrible. It’s poorly conceived and executed. It has a big cast of talented people who are wasted. Somehow inspire of its lack of quality, it has a few moments I genuinely enjoyed. The movie has squanders an interesting set up through incompetence. A world in which cosmic rays bombard the earth and…

  • April 7, 2021

    The Lone Ranger

    Do you have almost three hours to spare on an inconsistent reboot of a 1950’s property? This might be the movie for you, but we’d recommend avoiding it.

  • April 3, 2021

    Concrete Cowboy

    I loved this movie. It has fascinating characters. It’s set in a really unique world that I never knew existed. It tells a classic narrative with some nice twists. I really fell for this one. This story might feel familiar, a troubled teen named Cole, played by Stranger Things’ Caleb McLaughlin, gets into a fight…

  • April 2, 2021

    Minari

    This beautiful little family story is full of humor, warmth, and hardship, that stumbles in the end for me. The film follows the Yi family, Korean immigrants who after working for years finally buy their own land Arkansas in the 1980’s. The way this Korean family struggles with the locals, money, and their own dreams…

  • April 1, 2021

    Godzilla vs Kong

    Did you want massive monster fights? You got it along with a lot of dumb stuff that nobody asked for. Thankfully there’s enough spectacle, action, and surprisingly heart to make up for it. This movie mashup is the latest installment in the “monsterverse” an attempt to duplicate Marvel superhero films success. It is the second…

  • March 31, 2021

    Kong: Skull Island

    Are you looking for giant monster mayhem?? Look no further. In honor of Godzilla vs Kong premiering this week we decided to take a look at Kong Skull Island what did we think of this massive monster movie listen below.

  • March 27, 2021

    Nobody

    Anchored by a quirky Bob Odenkirk, this is a really entertaining action movie if you like your action brutally violent and darkly comic. This is the latest entry in what I’m calling the “middle aged men you shouldn’t have messed with” genre. These are violent action thrillers about mild mannered men who are accosted in…

  • March 26, 2021

    Cherry

    Carried by a raw and brilliant Tom Holland performance this movie works in fits and starts. The film is based on a somewhat autobiographical novel of the same name by Nico Walker detailing his time as an Army medic, and his struggles after returning home with PTSD and an opioid addiction. Tom Holland, the current…

  • March 25, 2021

    Good Bad Movies

    There are good movies. There are bad movies. Then there are good bad movies. We watch a lot of this third category. But what you may ask makes for a good bad movie? What is our criteria for this ideal middle ground? Let’s discuss…

  • March 20, 2021

    The Last Blockbuster

    Now streaming on Netflix this highly nostalgic documentary covers the rise and fall of an industry and those who refuse to let it die. In the late 1970’s, VCR’s and VHS tapes revolutionized the way people watched movies. However the cost of a single VHS tape was so exorbitantly expensive that most people couldn’t afford…

  • March 19, 2021

    Zack Snyder’s Justice League

    This movie is an overly long, self indulgent, slog, but it’s also a lot better than the originally released Justice League movie. A little history for those who haven’t been following the Snyder cut saga… Zack Snyder directed Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, and he had a grand plan to complete his superhero…

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